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The Black List

This year’s Black List, the Hollywood guide to the best unproduced screenplays, has been released, and it has revealed some mixed news. The top script according to the list, which surely signals that the entire list must be worthless, is: 1. The Muppet Man, by Christopher Weekes: “The life and times of the late Jim Henson (pictured), […]


Ripley’s Vampire Kits

Some hullabaloo has been recently made on the interwebs about Ripley’s collection of Vampire kits. We at JUOD, given the unclear status of our founder, Harley P. Mathewson (is he or isn’t he an immortal vampire???), noted this trend. Fortunately, our research discovered that, in fact, Mathewson was behind many donations to the collection — […]


December 11th, 2009

A New Essay Collection Edited by Mathewson

FROM THE RUMORMILL Apparently Harley P. Mathewson is readying his edition of various essays by joiners, titled “The Not Feeble-Minded: Essays on Joining, Not Joining, Not Not Joining, Pies, Pants, Scottie Pippen and All Other Things Joinish.”  The book supposedly features classic essays from notable proto-joiners, such as Benjamin Franklin, as well as current writers, […]


A Message From Mathewson: Why Not to Go to Comic-Con, or, NO I’m NOT HERE FOR THE TWILIGHT PANEL

The official JUOD blog recently received this e-mail from Join Us Or Die Founder Harley P. Mathewson.  Like most of Mathewson’s official communications to the organization, this was sent at about 4:15 in the morning “during a commercial break on Family Ties,” and was somewhat hard to decipher—the messages, sent from Mathewson’s iPhone, rarely contain […]


August 5th, 2009

Reader Question

A recent question from a JUOD Blog reader: From: XXXXXXXX@gmail.com Subject: Join Us or Die Date: April 17, 2009 3:34:19 PM CDT To: hpmathewson@gmail.com Hey, I liked the site. But I’m not sure about this whole joining thing. What if I don’t join? -XXXXXXXX Instead of responding to this email, supposedly–supposedly–Mathewson just tracked down and […]


April 22nd, 2009