Some hullabaloo has been recently made on the interwebs about Ripley’s collection of Vampire kits. We at JUOD, given the unclear status of our founder, Harley P. Mathewson (is he or isn’t he an immortal vampire???), noted this trend. Fortunately, our research discovered that, in fact, Mathewson was behind many donations to the collection — […]

The official JUOD blog recently received this e-mail from Join Us Or Die Founder Harley P. Mathewson.  Like most of Mathewson’s official communications to the organization, this was sent at about 4:15 in the morning “during a commercial break on Family Ties,” and was somewhat hard to decipher—the messages, sent from Mathewson’s iPhone, rarely contain […]