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Posts Tagged ‘vampires’

Ripley’s Vampire Kits

Some hullabaloo has been recently made on the interwebs about Ripley’s collection of Vampire kits. We at JUOD, given the unclear status of our founder, Harley P. Mathewson (is he or isn’t he an immortal vampire???), noted this trend. Fortunately, our research discovered that, in fact, Mathewson was behind many donations to the collection — […]


December 11th, 2009

A Message From Mathewson: Why Not to Go to Comic-Con, or, NO I’m NOT HERE FOR THE TWILIGHT PANEL

The official JUOD blog recently received this e-mail from Join Us Or Die Founder Harley P. Mathewson.  Like most of Mathewson’s official communications to the organization, this was sent at about 4:15 in the morning “during a commercial break on Family Ties,” and was somewhat hard to decipher—the messages, sent from Mathewson’s iPhone, rarely contain […]


August 5th, 2009