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Welcome to the JUOD Wiki.

Here you will find all manner of articles pertaining to joining, and also not dying. There may even be a few death-related articles, for the sake of juxtaposition. But they say you write what you know, and around here we know about joining.

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For an overview of the JUOD Movement, try the JUOD Primer. Also see the FAQ.

Note to Joiners

Please visit and participate in the Community Portal! This area will help us organize efforts. Also, please take advantage of the recent changes RSS feed; it can alert you to discussions on Talk pages as well as all regular article updates. Finally, help us expand the wiki by completing any of our wanted pages or by contributing to new pages.

This is a wiki; anyone can edit it. Please do. But be warned, adding intentional misinformation may be construed as a grievous act against the JUOD Movement, and result in certain death.



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Franklin Hergort (November 20, 1867 - Present) is the founder of one of the primary sects of Mathewsonism, Joino-Mathewsonism. Hergort has embraced evangelical and media-related methods of bringing members into the Church of Mathewson. Often, however, his methods have come into conflict with Harley P. Mathewson himself because of the message of forgiveness and redemption associated with Hergort's brand of the faith. (more...)

  • Euromotion is a time traveling band from the year 3012. They spent a considerable amount of time in the 2000s spreading their message of dance, love, and the value of Pythagoras' theorem. In 2003 they released an LP entitled Get Serious and in 2004 the EP Euromotion is Coming.
  • Little People or dwarves, or, as Harley P. Mathewson calls them, munchkins are the shorter people of the world, disdained often by Mathewson because of their height. The JUOD founder declared them as such after The Great Lollipop Massacre, whereupon he obtained Bubble Travel. Asked for a reason why the tall Mathewson would hate short people, he said, "Oh beats me. How should I know?"
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