7,583

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7,583 is a number often associated by joiners with not joining and death. It is also commonly known as the Number of the Wildebeest, a notable animal non-joiner.


Famous Occurrences

The number finds its way into many significant events in the history of joining. Below are some of the more notable occurrences.

  • The number of days the infamous Jim Henson resisted death after choosing to not join.
  • The number of utterances required to lift Henson's Curse and free Harley P. Mathewson from his spiny cocoon at the center of the earth.
  • The number of days AWESOMELANDIA existed as the supreme center of joining.
  • The pin number of Harley P. Mathewson's first credit card.
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