7,583

From JUOD

7,583 is a number often associated by joiners with not joining and death. It is also commonly known as the Number of the Wildebeest, a notable animal non-joiner.

Famous Occurrences

The number finds its way into many significant events in the history of joining. Below are some of the more notable occurrences.

• The number of days the infamous Jim Henson resisted death after choosing to not join.
• The number of utterances required to lift Henson's Curse and free Harley P. Mathewson from his spiny cocoon at the center of the earth.
• The number of days AWESOMELANDIA existed as the supreme center of joining.
• The pin number of Harley P. Mathewson's first credit card.
• The number of times the proposition must be entered to win Rater Bastard's Daddy's Little Non-Joiner game.