Harley P. Mathewson presidential campaign, 2012

From JUOD

Harley P. Mathewson presidential campaign 2012, commonly referred to as "2012 (no for the last time it's not that gay disaster movie)" is Mathewson's current effort to be elected president of the United States. He made an earlier bid in 2008, running under the fascist party. His current running mate is Carrie Prejean.

Funding

It is again expected to be funded in part from Mathewson's treasure, as well as significant donations through Mathewson's campaign group, The Immortal Leaders Forever PAC. Donations are expected from the Doomsday Group and KAFF Corporation, as well.

On Prejean

Mathewson quickly announced Prejean as his running mate, saying he was "learning from the failures of past campaigns." When a reporter asked him what lessons he had learned, Mathewson said, "For super old dudes like me, it's getting some dumb, hot chick who hates gays to run along with you." When another reporter said, "But McCain/Palin lost," Mathewson quipped. "Ha, no I was talking about the FDR/Truman run in '44." Mathewson continued: "Besides, that was the last time a fascist candidate won the presidency."