Henson's Curse

From JUOD

Henson's Curse was placed on Harley P. Mathewson on May 6th, 1990 by muppeteer and infamous non-joiner Jim Henson. The curse banished Mathewson to the center of the earth, where he was held prisoner in a single spiny cocoon. Although Henson's intentions were lethal, the curse could not kill him, because that would mean death. (Fortunately for Mathewson, and the fabric of the space-time continuum, death is a status ailment to which he is naturally immune.) The curse was finally lifted during the Second JUOD Revival after The Proposition was uttered for the 7,583rd time since his imprisonment. Much to Mathewson's disappointment, upon exiting the cocoon he discovered that he had not transformed into a beautiful butterfly. He then proceeded to kill 153 entomologists.