Indiana Jones

From JUOD

Indiana Jones, once Harley P. Mathewson's favorite fictional joiner, and, with Snug the Joiner, one of the great symbols of JUOD, has been cast down into the inferno of non-joinerdom following the release of his latest movie, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. After the making of such an insultingly atrocious movie, Mathewson declared that Jones could no longer be considered a joiner, and must be condemned to death. Many observers have remarked on the similarities between Jones' plight and Satan's.