Joining

From JUOD

Joining is your best bet for a number of reasons. First, it's awesome; so awesome in fact, that joining has largely become synonymous with awesomeness. True joiners join purely out of conviction towards joining. Second, to not join means to die.

The only known alternative to joining is death. Many will claim a desire to join out of cowardice when faced with certain death. Such are not joiners, but given the circumstances, they are usually forgiven, unless the person has previously committed a grievous act against the JUOD Movement.