Little People

From JUOD

Little People or dwarves, or, as Harley P. Mathewson calls them, munchkins are the shorter people of the world, disdained often by Mathewson because of their height. The JUOD founder declared them as such after The Great Lollipop Massacre, whereupon he obtained Bubble Travel. Asked for a reason why the tall Mathewson would hate short people, he said, "Oh beats me. How should I know?"

Standards

There has been some controversy over where exactly the line is drawn between the short "little people." As always, Mathewson has not articulated a standard, and just said: "I'll know it when I've killed it."

Notable Little People

• Hal "Shorty" Benson and Carl "Shorter than Hal 'Shorty' Benson" Griffiths: the lone survivors of the massacre, and connected with the STAL movement.