Mathewson's Blunt Surface
From JUOD
Mathewson's Blunt Surface is a treatise written by Harley P. Mathewson in response to Occam's Razor. It directly contradicts the Razor, explaining in detail that the best solution to any problem is not necessarily the simplest, but is always that which is the awesomest. The manuscript also spends many pages deriding William of Ockham, including a 3-page list of pejorative nicknames that imply homosexuality.
